I’m dedicated.

So I’m going to post more.

So more people will read.

So more people will be happy.

So more people will have a common thread throughout humanity that they can rejoice in.

So more people will set aside their petty differences and realize the wondrous electronic blessing bestowed on them.

So fewer wars will break out.

So less people will die.

So the world will become overpopulated.

So the human race will wind up terminating itself.

It’s almost scary how much power I wield.