This morning I woke up early.  Like, 6am early.

I even went to the gym!  Can you believe it?  Me neither.

To reward my dedication, I went to Starbucks and got myself a small coffee.  I’ve relegated myself to rewards to less than $2.  And, in this case – burnt.

I get in my car to get to work, and as I ease my stiff-suspensioned car over a speed bump, *WHABLAM* coffee flies everywhere.

Stupid speed bumps.