“If the U.S. imperialists start another war, the army and people of Korea will … wipe out the aggressors on the globe once and for all,” a dispatch from the official Korean Central News Agency said.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Better turn over the kimchi now, Kim Jong-Il. Don’t forget, we’ve got Barack Obama.
With that, I leave you this little glimpse of what we’re up against:
6:12am – 7am : waiting in line at the Heritage Educational Center, Nintendo DS probable
7am – 8am : fighting through the old decrepit Republican-types who would let Sarah Palin within the District of Columbia limits to place my vote for whoever Barack Obama is voting for
8:09am : trying to get out of the parking lot without getting hit by some blind old lady who voted for McCain because they “like Sarah Palin for her personality”
8:43am : at a Starbucks claiming my free election day coffee
8:58am : hopefully at the office
11:48am : Shane’s Rib Shack on Perimeter Center Dr, claiming my free chicken tender meal
12:25pm : Krispy Kreme in Roswell for my free donut
1:32pm : food coma from lunch kicking in
2:56pm : random baseless political debate amongst coworkers – “yeah, but Tina Fey played Sarah Palin and Tina Fey is kinda hot”
5:02pm : Ben and Jerry’s on Windward Pkwy. getting my free ice cream
5:48pm : Shane’s Rib Shack on Windward Pkwy, getting another free chicken tender meal
6:54pm : home, flipping through channels looking for an unbiased report on election results
7:21pm : giving up on finding an unbiased report and America as a society in general, off to another Starbucks for another free cup of coffee
7:58pm : back at home, watching networks spend tons of money on pretty displays merely to color in different parts of the country a deep blue.
sometime later : asleep, while Barack Obama keeps Sarah Palin back in Alaska, where she can continue to keep an eye on those Russians to further her foreign policy experience.
@MoosePhysh We can create shell corporations as employers to reset our unemployment benefits? We'll need an investment scheme for that time. in reply to MoosePhysh3 hrs ago
