Where you’ll find me tomorrow:

6am : out the door en route to poll location

6:12am – 7am : waiting in line at the Heritage Educational Center, Nintendo DS probable

7am – 8am : fighting through the old decrepit Republican-types who would let Sarah Palin within the District of Columbia limits to place my vote for whoever Barack Obama is voting for

8:09am : trying to get out of the parking lot without getting hit by some blind old lady who voted for McCain because they “like Sarah Palin for her personality”

8:43am : at a Starbucks claiming my free election day coffee

8:58am : hopefully at the office

11:48am : Shane’s Rib Shack on Perimeter Center Dr, claiming my free chicken tender meal

12:25pm : Krispy Kreme in Roswell for my free donut

1:32pm : food coma from lunch kicking in

2:56pm : random baseless political debate amongst coworkers – “yeah, but Tina Fey played Sarah Palin and Tina Fey is kinda hot”

5:02pm : Ben and Jerry’s on Windward Pkwy. getting my free ice cream

5:48pm : Shane’s Rib Shack on Windward Pkwy, getting another free chicken tender meal

6:54pm : home, flipping through channels looking for an unbiased report on election results

7:21pm : giving up on finding an unbiased report and America as a society in general, off to another Starbucks for another free cup of coffee

7:58pm : back at home, watching networks spend tons of money on pretty displays merely to color in different parts of the country a deep blue.

sometime later : asleep, while Barack Obama keeps Sarah Palin back in Alaska, where she can continue to keep an eye on those Russians to further her foreign policy experience.