By far the most commented post on this entire blog is my rant about Tuscani Pasta.  I even have my own I’m-the-smartest-person-on-the-internet comment thread argument in there.  It’s quite amazing.

So I only feel obligated to report that Pizza Hut is BACK.  Apparently pretending to deceive New Yorkers wasn’t nearly shameful enough; this is a population who heart large flat pizzas.  No, the Pizza Hut marketing gang knows they have to step it up.  So they went to Italy.  Or so they make you believe.  The new victims to Pizza Hut’s palate-shocking pastas all sound pretty Italian.  They even speak Italian!  They really shelled out the bucks for this one.

Only $14.99 gets you this “vivacious” pasta.

I can’t wait to take frozen Costco lasagna to Italy and completely blow their minds.